«Try[T] is like Dolby for our code: it does noise reduction»

«I'm just a human, so I can throw exceptions as well»

«Let's take this code and massage it»

«Some guy called Erik Meijer said that recursion is the GOTO of functional programming. And this guy happens to be me, so I am really not allowed to write recursive programs, because otherwise I would contradict myself.»

«If you're a great programmer, you should write baby code.»